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Over 100 tiny penis lovers packed into King's County Bar yesterday for the third annual Smallest Penis In Brooklyn pageant, a celebration of, well, the title says it all.

Winners win $500, a crown and sash, and the opportunity to air their literal shortcomings on the Internet.

The tiny penises will be back on display on June 13th.

Don't worry, there will still be micro-peens. There will always be micro-peens.

For a few stifling hours, Kings County Bar transformed into one giant bachelorette party. Assuming that party was held on the 4 train during rush hour.

The event was such a diminutive hit, Kings County Bar has decided to continue the tradition: the second annual Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Pageant will take place on Saturday, June 14th in Bushwick.

12 contestants are currently in the running for Brooklyn's Smallest Penis, but only one will be... the smallest. Tomorrow, find out who has the tiniest penis in the borough.

"The discussion came about after I had an exceptionally fun and amazing romp with a man who was less than endowed—it was actually shockingly tiny, like the size of an acorn."

Kings County Bar wants to know: do you have the smallest penis in Brooklyn?

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