kenny cooper

So ends another chapter in the history of what may be New York's most cursed sports franchise.

The Red Bulls handed Philly a 3-0 thrashing to close the season at PPL Park, setting up a playoff series with a truly hated rival: DC United.

Three assist and one goal from the French striker!

With perfect weather and a raucous crowd, Kenny Cooper finally ended his scoring drought with two goals.

A win would've left the Red Bulls in an unstoppable position—but the visiting Chivas USA proved to be fly in the ointment.

Cooper proved the doubters wrong Wednesday night, scoring the winning goal in a 1-0 win over the Houston Dynamo, and matching his 2011 scoring total in 24 fewer games.

New York's inability post a shutout in their first five matches, combined with the ever-present danger of Earthquakes star Chris Wondolowski equalled a tough challenge at Red Bull Arena.

The Red Bulls dominated Columbus with a 4-1 victory.

Never has a high-pressure home opener looked so easy: in front of a raucus crowd, the Red Bulls made a statement and decimating a depleted Colorado Rapids 4-1 for their first win of the season.

Fans can already be heard muttering "Same Old Metro."