invasion

Even though they've staked out new territories in The Bronx, Queens and northern Manhattan, the one-striped beats are not satisfied.

It's basically like Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, only with cute harmless things that make goofy noises.

Hundreds of wild boars roaming through central New York are starting to spread out throughout the state: "We've shot them right square in the head and the bullet will glance off and they'll get up and go."

Two readers have e-mailed us with reports of strange, pretty lights