idiot

Drones, amirite?

It's unclear if the selfie stick was also taken into custody.

Chris Martin once sang "life is for living," and that's like, so true when you really think about it, man.

Idiots with guns.

Pro tip: Don't carry Drano in a juice bottle.

"It takes balls to pick a fight with an entire city because you see how many truly disgusting people there are and have virtually no idea what dirt bags they are."

His mother said, "I was at home watching the game when they announced a fan on the field, and then I panicked."

This guy is from Long Island. Of course?

Earlier, the dad had insisted that other parents were overreacting.

He was from the South!