homework

"We pay a lot of money to send our kids to the school," said one parent. Though obviously not enough to shield them from confronting their own mortal coil.

Sunday morning Amy Sanchez got up to do some homework and, much to her surprise, at 5:15 a.m. a stray bullet flew into her window, bounced off a wall and hit her in the hand.

Parents pay $40,000 a year to make sure their kids are doing at least five hours of homework each night, right?

Here's an excuse that's sure to become popular in classrooms throughout

Homework can be added to the grand list of things that City