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"Why would you take the time to break in and wipe the computers clean when you can just steal them?"

Apparently it's against the law for a tanning salon to let a customer use a tanning bed more than once a week!

"I’ve had people try to kill me. I’m going to dust myself off and I’m going to keep fighting for the people of Staten Island and Brooklyn.”

"They have big game hunts to draw people in. I think it's a travesty," Angela Metler, director of the Animal Protection League of New Jersey says.

Christie was goaded into the sound byte by a local television reporter, who remarked that Christie's earlier statement to "come, take a deep breath and enjoy the last beautiful weekend of summer," was "too subtle."

"The best way to preserve human life on the Jersey shore, is for there to be no human beings on the Jersey shore, given what's to come." We couldn't have said it better ourselves.

Whenever we think of tanning beds, we think of Final Destination

In October there was a rumor going around that Mike "The

The Plaza hotel, in all its French Renaissance château-style glory, opened

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of MTV's Jersey Shore has been cashing