election hacking

Defying expectations, Russian President Vladimir Putin declined to immediately retaliate against America in response to sanctions levied by the Obama administration.

Increasing pressure on Russia, the Obama administration instituted sanctions on Russian intelligence services for their alleged involvement in hacking the DNC.

Some anonymous sources claim Vladimir Putin was directly engaged with the efforts to hack the DNC. Other anonymous sources? They don't think so.

The report will be shared with "a range of stakeholders" including members of Congress, but may not be available to the public, ha ha.