day of atonement

"Dead chickens, half dead chickens, chicken blood, chicken feathers, chicken urine, chicken feces."

In the interest of Journalism, we gave one a try in hopes that the unmarked suppositories sold out of a cardboard box in a Brooklyn bodega would break us of our vicious green tea habit.

This morning, hundreds of chickens were slaughtered in South Williamsburg as part of the annual Orthodox Jewish Kapparot ritual.

Today is Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, which commemorates the