chen guangbiao

When we find ourselves silently nodding in agreement with the NY Post's Cat Lady At Large, we know it is truly a dark day.

There was one little problem with Chen Guangbiao's great homeless giveaway: the whole $300 part was a complete misunderstanding, which led to a bit of a shitshow in the Park today.

Clearly anyone who is a demolition expert, a moral leader, and the "most influential person of China" deserves a shot at the top of the masthead.