CB 8

"Most of us who live there worked long and hard to acquire the property that we now live in, and to have this come and create traffic jams and horns blowing is just a terrible thing."

"What's a pretty girl like you doing reading those?"

Community Board 8, which includes the Upper East Side, is bitching about cyclists in the form of a formal resolution.

This would at face seem like a poor decision that will choke our already clogged streets with the faint hum of death, but we need our Veggie Lo Mein here NOW.