beards

Whether you’re hitting dingers at Yankee Stadium or shagging pop-ups at Prospect Park, here are some tips for a more fabulous face mane.

"I've remodeled kitchens and done all kinds of lucrative things just because I had a mustache they stopped and looked at."

Watch the timelapse video to see how Faulkner transforms his facial hair into a Tolkien-esque bouquet of fur.

"Whether you are talking about the Brooklyn hipster or the advertising executive, the look is definitely to have a bit of facial hair," says a man who took the Hippocratic oath.

To add insult to red-nosed injury, the NYPD is reportedly demanding that Lower East Side bars don't serve alcohol to any participants who are wearing a Santa beard.

The event drew a full house of competitors, supportive spectators and plenty of groupies and fetishists.

The event featured plenty of beard stroking, nefarious moustache tweaking, and a woman drinking from a tube protruding from a man's nasal cavity.

A group of Hasidm recently decided to make bearded lemonade out of bearded lemons, by starting a charm offensive on Brooklyn hipsters with a “Unite the Beards” video.

Raising kids in Brooklyn is supposed to be precious but this precious?

Do you have what it takes to win the Gotham City Beard Alliance's Beard-Off?