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160 tenants who lived in the city's affordable housing units reported incomes of more than $100K.

You may recall HSBC from avoiding criminal charges for a decade of money laundering for Iran, Hezbollah, Mexican drug cartels, and Al Qaeda financiers.

What woman can resist the virile charms of Orgyman?

Rick's has bragged about its "really solid base of Wall Street customers."

You guys, bankers hurting. One of them even has to clip coupons from a sales circular. A CIRCULAR!

Never ones to take fairness lying down, a group of executives at the brokerage firm Jefferies Group are threatening to sue or quit or both if their pay isn't up to par.

Fat cats should probably remember what "on the record" means when trying to rehab their image. "Too big to fail" is never too big to quote.

Sure, finance workers get "typically get large severance packages, including the use of outplacement services," but that's barely enough to cover the Equinox membership until swimsuit season.

Fearful of losing prime business, the Croc-loving chef has apologized equating bankers with Time Persons of the Year Hitler and Stalin.

Forget about #OccupyPerSe the meme of the moment—at least amongst the banker set—seems to be more like #VacateBabbo.