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In reporting a followup story on Bloomberg's alleged ass comment, the NY Times revealed the limitations of its own vocabulary: they're terrified of the word "ass."

A biographer said, "He used to use salty language quite often, even in his early days as mayor, but I thought it was something he got over. I would be surprised if he was still using that kind of language in public."

Also, did you know that Mayor Bloomberg has no use for women in flat shoes and badly colored hair?

We're anxiously awaiting the sale of the Grimm campaign's new adult diapers that read, "Proud, Shit-Ass Republican."

We talked to the Queens resident who got the Giants ass tat: "It's about time Easy E gave his big bro some noogies and I wanted my tush to be the forum for this occasion."