2017 mayoral election

It's (political) fight night at the Symphony Space tonight as Big Bill de Blasio debates two of his mayoral foes Big Nicole Malliotakis and Big Bo Dietl.

One candidate called de Blasio "an Olympic-sized failure" but that wasn't enough to overshadow Bo Dietl's remarks about a judge who he blamed for harming his campaign.

Kitten-lover John Catsimatidis is possibly gearing up for another run at Gracie Mansion. Thank god.