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The city is widely expected to descend into bedlam when Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio takes office in January, but fearful taxpayers should rest easy knowing that if nothing else, Ray Kelly will be safe.

Ray Kelly has not publicly expressed an opinion on his successor, but it does speak volumes that he's relegating his replacement's transition team to a trailer well beyond the securely-guarded doors of 1 Police Plaza.

Gothamist's deeply embedded police sources say that the cops were merely interrogating some ground chuck that had made furtive movements on a fire escape.

Much of the discussion centers around the Daily News' coverage of the violence after the parade, as it originally classified a shooting in which the victims received non-fatal wounds as "minor."