Unless you live in Tunisia, Facebook has been doing more harm than good lately, between selling your info to advertisers and hosting "Nassau County's Nasty List." But now Facebook has taken an even darker turn, after the social networking site became sentient and ran a woman over with a car in Nassau County on Monday. Where will it end, Facebook?

Ok, obviously not literally, but that's what the Post might have you believe: Melanie Spanopoulos, 20, and her cousin Giselle Penagos, 21, reportedly got into an argument early Monday morning as they drove home from watching the Jets game. Their argument resulted in Penagos requiring emergency surgery to fix a broken leg and shattered pelvis. According to Nassau County Detective Sgt. Robert Galgano, the two women got into a fight over a potential paramour who had messaged both of them on Facebook.

When the fight over the Facebook Romeo escalated in the car, Penagos allegedly got out and refused to get back in; the two eventually got into a hair pulling match, and wrestled each other to the ground. After, Spanopoulos allegedly ran the car into her cousin twice, then yelled for her to "get the f - - k in the car," according to Penagos' uncle. A good Samaritan stopped and offered help; according to Penagos, Spanopoulos offered him $20 to take her cousin to Queens, which he eventually did. Spanopoulos argues that Penagos purposefully jumped from the car while it was moving, which is how she sustained her injuries. We just hope that the Facebook lothario who inspired this fight doesn't turn out to be "Dylan Sorvino."