March Madness doesn't just apply to college basketball—it's also time for Fake MTA's Tournament of "Champions." The Final Four has been set: It's Food Eaters from the Asshole Rider Region v. Groper (from Asshole Rider Region South) in one match-up and the MTA Ineptitude Region's Budget v. Wet Leaves, which dominated the Service Ineptitude Region. Our money is on Budget going all the way, but you can't rule out Food Eaters. We're just shocked team Feet on the Seat didn't make the tournament!