Have you heard? There is a momentous contest between two sporting teams of toned millionaires tomorrow, one of which hails from the Excelsior State! And 57-year-old Peter Serafin won't miss a minute, thanks to his $240,000, 20-hour trip across the country to Lambeau Field. Serafin, who shockingly works in finance, has filled a 70-foot RV with "two beautiful waitresses, a driver and even the executive chef at Old Homestead Steakhouse" to ferry himself and five friends to Wisconsin for the game. "It's exciting," he tells the Post, "It's like a dream come true." Yes, all our dreams involve 20 hours of being trapped in a metal box on the highway with fried chicken and "10 live lobsters."

Serafin, who is missing his 28th wedding anniversary with his wife to see the game, is a Green Bay fan, but doesn't mind sharing his five seats on the 30-yard-line with his friends. "Fortunately, my wife understood this is a one-shot deal." Two days sounds like plenty of time to thumb through New York Magazine's list of top divorce attorneys. And what happens if the Giants will? Will Serafin sue to reverse the outcome?