Judging by the amount of ketchup you spilled on those Red Box DVDs, it appears you stayed in this weekend. Surely you want to catch what you missed on our beloved subways late at night this weekends!
In the first SFW clip, a woman nonchalantly practices some dance moves in front of her fellow straphangers on the J train (the uploader identifies her as a stripper, but come on this is just gyration, does ANYONE see anything wrong with a little bump n' grind?).
Then in the much more NSFW video below, police are called to a stopped 4 train at Union Square station where a half-naked man is lying across the seats—he is forcibly removed from the train by cops.