Ever wonder what you should do if a possum crawls under the hood of your truck and refuses to leave? Yeah, we haven't either. But you never know—these varmints have a tendency to turn up in all sorts of unlikely places, like the D train, or DUMBO. So let this video be your guide for that inevitable day when you find a possum crawling up your pant-leg with a knife in its teeth. Enjoy the soundtrack, and skip ahead to the one minute mark for the big reveal:

Using esoteric Internet deduction skills, we determined that the video was shot in the Bronx, 267 West 231st Street. We contacted the person who uploaded the video to find out more, and we'll certainly update if we hear back. The possum's fate remains unknown, but the last time the NYPD got their hands on one of these critters they said they "released it into a wooded area." (Which is probably the NYPD's version of "sending it to a farm upstate.")