We've only just turned the page on 2012, and we already have our first subway video of 2013—and it is a doozy. In the video below, a pack of masked children terrorize a subway car with firecrackers on New Year's Eve—and then they do it in the backseat of a cab!

Kids In New York City throw Firecrackers at People! from Gothamist on Vimeo.

Suffice to say, everything is terrible, children are monsters, this is why we can't have nice things, etc. At least this backs-up our long-held belief that if one ever comes across a gang of skateboard-wielding kids in facemasks, it is best not to engage them in conversation about the good old days. Because they may blow your face off.