A Boerum Hill Jeep owner thought he could pull a fast one on the city's traffic agents by writing a note on his car saying it was infested with bedbugs. Ok, so he says he got a few bites and "wanted to see if we had them in the house by not using the car at all for two weeks." Two weeks? Those things can live up to a year between feedings! The car was still ticketed—gotta feed the alternate sides monster.