We've seen a lot of creepy, inappropriate, and altogether cringe-worthy accusations of sexual harassment in our time, including Twilight-obsessed cops, horny cabbies, gropey assemblymen, leering old men and bosses who refer to underlings as their "work pussy." And yet, the sexts allegedly sent by Duke’s Original Roadhouse supervisor Sean Salinas to employee Sujeilee Ramos may take the cake as the single least sexy attempts at sexual harassment we've ever encountered: "I like my little Irish peepee," Salinas allegedly texted her. "He is cute and [at] least he is not an ugly peepee."
"I have seen some of the most bizarre things as an employment lawyer, but these text messages top the chart," Ramos’ lawyer Matthew Blit said of the sexts. Ramos, who acts under the name Sujeilee Candele, says in her lawsuit that Salinas sent her links to porn videos and photos of his own "peepee" in addition to the pathetic sexts, which the Post describes as often slipping "into bizarre, scatological baby talk." Ramos claims that if she didn’t respond "politely," this adult who referred to his genitalia as his "peepee" would give her fewer hours as bartender.
Michael Schatzberg, managing partner of the restaurant’s parent company, Branded Restaurant Foods, LLC, told the Post that it was all fun and games up until she filed the lawsuit: "She’d answer LOL—it looked to me like two consensual adults going back and forth with silly banter," an adult said, referring to sexts about "peepees."
Schatzberg adds that when he questioned Salinas about the allegations, he responded: "We were laughing and having fun. In hindsight, we probably shouldn’t have done it, but it was all just silly stuff." Just to make this abundantly clear: when he says "silly stuff," he is referring to the fact that he is an adult who sent sexts to another human being in which he referred to his penis as his cute little Irish "peepee." At least you can all say where you were the day sexting died.
