Have you taken the new B62 lately? Are you sure? Because the MTA doesn't think it exists! A reader tells us he was trying to find B62 schedule info on the new mobile site and it was nowhere to be found. Clearly an innocent glitch, however, he continues saying: "I emailed their tech folks about this only to be informed that the B62 route doesn't exist, which raises serious metaphysical questions about how I got home yesterday."

He was told by an Associate Transit Customer Service Specialist II (wonder what the II is for!): "With regard to your inquiry, the B62 route does not exist." Well... that's a bummer, especially considering the G isn't running this, or for the next four, weekends. Maybe Greenpoint should just split off and secede from the rest of NYC.