Two teens are accused of stabbing another teen at the Domino's Pizza in Cobble Hill on Wednesday night.

According to the Daily News, the unidentified victim and a friend were inside the Smith Street storefront ordering a Fettuccine Alfredo around 6 p.m. When the friend stepped outside, a separate duo of teens took the opportunity to set upon the victim.

“They started fighting and they stabbed him. They took his money and ran off,” an employee told the tabloid. Witnesses said the teen "had been expecting a fistfight," but was evidently unprepared to be knifed twice in the side.

The victim was taken to Kings County Hospital and expected to survive. Check out the Daily News for some gory photos of the bloodstained Domino's, and while you're at it, remind yourself to never, ever order at this particular establishment, regardless of its proximity to your home, the wickedness of your hangover or the magnitude of Domino's coupons littering your floor. It's not worth it.