Finally, for the Yankees fan who has everything, including the St. Patrick's Day scrum t-shirt and the ovation earrings, now they can smell like the Bronx Bombers.
According to the Daily News, the Yankees will be selling his-and-her fragrances in April: "The men’s fragrance captures 'a sporty and confident attitude, creating a timeless masculine' scent, redolent with 'fresh wood tones, an invigorating blend of sparkling bergamont, coriander and cool blue sage,' the manufacturer says. The ladies’ scent is described as an 'alluring and fruity' melange that blends 'guava, succulent plum and sun-kiss apricot nectar.'" In other words, it won't smell like locker room or an equipment bag.
A Yankees vice president explained that this "will strengthen brand awareness for its fragrances and be an exciting new addition to Yankees prestige and lifestyle products." Did you realize that there's a Yankee toaster, too? Imagine, spraying on some Yankees perfume while making Yankees toast before you eat it on your Yankees pub sofa.
It's unclear whether Derek Jeter will include this in his parting basket to one-night-stands.
