You may have your fancy bald eagles uptown, but over in Brighton Beach they're rolling deep in seagulls. One blogger happened upon this Hitchockian scene last Saturday, recalling, "in the distance we noticed a plume of FUCKING CRAZY seagulls (even more so than usual) down the boardwalk. After running through the snow and sand for about a half-mile, we arrived to find an old, (presumably) Russian guy feeding day-old bagels to what must have been thousands of birds." Allegedly he was yelling at onlookers to move along and not scare the birds. Quoth Tippi Hedren as Melanie Daniels: "Have you ever seen so many gulls?"