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Inside The Breathtaking New Port Authority Bus Terminal Restrooms

Look at all those extra sinks! There's room for everybody to do their laundry.<br><a href="https://twitter.com/rabonour">Rabi Abonour</a> / Gothamist


Remember to bring a champagne flute to fill up on the gratis Krug that flows from the faucets.<br><a href="https://twitter.com/rabonour">Rabi Abonour</a> / Gothamist


Both hipsters and bros dressed in their best power pink button downs agree: these hand driers are QUALITY. <br><a href="https://twitter.com/rabonour">Rabi Abonour</a> / Gothamist



The HAL 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.<br><a href="https://twitter.com/rabonour">Rabi Abonour</a> / Gothamist


Gleaming new toilet or secluded Port Authority picnic spot? Whatever you decide we won't tell.<br><a href="https://twitter.com/rabonour">Rabi Abonour</a> / Gothamist


Ever wanted to dry each hand separately while simultaneously drying your genitals? Get your ass over to Port Authority!<br> <a href="https://twitter.com/rabonour">Rabi Abonour</a> / Gothamist



Jesus, is this a public restroom or Versailles? <br><a href="https://twitter.com/jesswarriner">Jessica Warriner</a> / Gothamist


Thought these new restrooms couldn't get any better? Try telling that to this over-achiever. The Port Authority's motto is EXCELSIOR.<br><a href="https://twitter.com/jesswarriner">Jessica Warriner</a> / Gothamist


"It used to be easy to get a sink at the new Port Authority ladies room, then GOTHAMIST had to go write about it and blow up our spot." <br><a href="https://twitter.com/jesswarriner">Jessica Warriner</a> / Gothamist


Which XLERATOR will YOU choose?<br><a href="https://twitter.com/jesswarriner">Jessica Warriner</a> / Gothamist


Trust us, you won't want to leave.<br><a href="https://twitter.com/jesswarriner">Jessica Warriner</a> / Gothamist


UGH take us back to the restrooms!<br><a href="https://twitter.com/rabonour">Rabi Abonour</a> / Gothamist



Hm, how close is it to the restrooms?<br><a href="https://twitter.com/rabonour">Rabi Abonour</a> / Gothamist