Check Out Bloomberg's New $20 Million Southampton Mansion
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<p>This is probably where the beerpong tables will go. <br/></p>
<p>Rich people like blinding visitors with checkered tile as a sign of superiority.<br/></p>
<p>It's not a mansion without a creepy portrait of a dead white dude.<br/></p>
<p>That fire is a simulacrum of a <i>real</i> fire, and thus costs more. Classy.<br/></p>
<p>It's important to have dead animals in your living room, otherwise people will think you're a wuss.<br/></p>
<p>This is where Bloomberg will reheat his PF Chang's that'll be choppered in thanks to the helipad he'll probably install.<br/></p>
<p>This bison head will be altered to resemble Governor Cuomo.<br/></p>
<p>This is where the "magic" happens.<br/></p>
<p>A "redrum" room inspired by <i>The Shining.</i></p>
<p>A view of Bloomberg's 35 acres.<br/></p>