At 3 p.m. today, Governor Paterson will give an address from midtown Manhattan. It's unclear exactly what's on his mind, but analysts expect the Governor to weigh in on this season's Lost, the women's figure skating finals, and the bizarre 50 Cent sex tape cameo. Oh, and he's also expected to throw in the towel on his ill-fated election bid because he got caught interfering with a woman's domestic violence suit against his close aide. The government will be streaming it live; just click this link at the appointed hour to watch our second governor in a row flame out ignominiously! (The state should really start selling ad space on these webcasts.)