A life of crime does not discriminate, but we're guessing if you're missing a leg you should probably change careers. Police caught a one-legged man who came into a Boerum Hill laundromat on crutches and stole a woman's cell phone. The victim told police, "You can't miss them - one has both legs the other just doesn't."
The thief, identified as Jamal Enoe, entered the laundromat with a two-legged accomplice and asked victim Marlene Ramos for change for a $5. She left her Blackberry on the table to retrieve change, and only realized that he had swiped the phone after he "hopped" out. After Ramos called 911, cops found Enoe just a block away. Ramos said, "When the cops caught them they [had] changed vests but, even if you change vests, you're still a one-legged thief." Dude, that's deep.
