Oh, where to start with this one? A Brooklyn nun has recanted her story of being raped and dragged eight blocks through the snow by a 250-pound 6"4' black man. According to the nun, she made up the story to cover up a consensual sex romp she'd had with a bodega worker she slipped into her convent. Not crazy enough for you? Well, according to the nun's convent, the Apostles of Infinite Love in East Flatbush, neither the rape nor the bumping and grinding with the bodega boy is true.
"It was all proven to be false. It wasn't her fault. She is going to move out and we are going to get her some help," a woman from the church told the News.
Apparently the nun in question, Mary Turcotte, suffered an "emotional break" and went on a serious lying binge. Tell us about it! Police, who actually went so far as to make a sketch of the perp Turcotte claimed attacked her on January 22, have not charged her with any crimes.
And let's not even get started on the Infinite Love convent itself, which the News posits (but couldn't confirm) is linked "to a Canadian-based religious order founded in the 1960s by a defrocked Catholic priest who ordained himself Pope."
