A naked man "yelling that he was Jesus" was the cause of a five-car pileup on I-95 when a driver decided to get a better look at the scene. Police were already responding to reports of a naked guy in the area, when one driver stopped short near exit 16. A tractor trailer behind him had to slam on its brakes, jackknifing and slamming into four cars before flipping over. The driver was pinned inside the truck as it hit a tree, but paramedics were eventually able to pull him from the vehicle. The naked man had jumped into a car when police arrived, but they tracked him down nearby. Don't they know that nobody f*&%s with the Jesus?