"Are you one of those people who like men in uniform? Do you often think about handsome police officers? Do you ever think about breaking the law just so that a good looking police officer can pull you over?" Well you don't have to stab the person in front of you in line at Starbucks to get that sexy cop to take you by the hand (to Central Booking). Just sign up at MeetSinglePoliceOfficers.com, where the above copy entices those who admire police officers to meet "thousands of single good looking police officers who want to find someone to talk to."
"Thousands" may be a stretch, but there are indeed a handful of NYPD officers in uniform who seem like gentlemen. Take user "Enterpriser," who displays a photo of himself on the job in his NYPD Traffic uniform next to this headline: "You have the right to remain silent, but it'd be nice if you talked to me." The Thin Blue One-Liners, amirite?
We thought we had clicked the "non-cannibalistic" search filter, but this profile for "cthuludawn83" perhaps raised a few of the online dating red flags helpfully listed on the site's FAQ.
While he does get points (???) for the H.P. Lovecraft reference, some women may find it disconcerting that a purported police officer describes himself as a "beast looking for crewelty." And that he lives with his parents, and describes himself as an atheist who attends church "daily." And that he isn't pictured in uniform. Sugar Babies with an affinity for the uniform will probably need a separate site that doesn't yet exist: 20AndOut.com
