21-year-old Prada model Nick Snider was named the world's fifth most successful male model by Forbes magazine a couple years ago. Because he's at the top of an industry in which people do all sorts of depraved things to get ahead, he probably wasn't sweating it when cops came to arrest him for causing a disturbance at a friend's house near Little Rock Monday morning. Surely a little trip downtown would spare him a trip...downtown. Well, things sure are backwards down South, because the arresting officer says he completely blew off Snider's gracious offer to "suck your dick and balls if you let me go."
According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, when deputies approached the intoxicated Snider, he revealed, "I am a very famous model." Unimpressed by his greatness, they arrested him anyway, and as Snider was being transported in a patrol car to the county jail, he "kept trying to get me to stop the car and let him go," reported Deputy Brian Luetschwager. Then came the alleged offer of oral sex. Police say he repeated the oral sex offer after arriving at the local lockup, where he "also harassed the booking Jailer with similar sexual comments.
Snider pleaded not guilty to three misdemeanor counts, and is currently free on $780 bond. (It's unclear how this will impact his gigs at New York 's Fashion Week later this month, people!) Like the rest of us, The Post loves a good "male model gone bad" story, so you can bet they're staking out Snider's Manhattan apartment right now. With any luck, TV news will pile on, and we'll get a confrontation to rival the great Joshua Walker model blow-up of Aught Eight.
