The psilocybin in "magic mushrooms" has been proven effective at treating depression and amplifying positive memories. But until the government stops classifying it as a substance with "no accepted medical use" you should probably do a better job concealing your clandestine pharmacy. Four men and one woman, all under the age of 21, were arrested yesterday in Mahwah, New Jersey after police responded to complaints that drugs and drug paraphernalia were visible from a condo window. Before you can find your spirit animal, you must find some curtains.
The Cliffview Pilot reports that "large quantities" of mushrooms were confiscated. The accused were allegedly found using a scale and a solo cup to divvy out the drugs, and a small quantity of Xanax. If you're in to reveling in the misfortune of others, Patch has the mugshots of all five who were arrested. Hopefully in ten years, their therapists will prescribe psilocybin to treat their depression stemming from this incident, and we'll all have a good laugh about it at the lung gym.
