After apparently getting back together to appreciate some art in Paris late last year, now it seems that Minka Kelly has sworn off the Yankees captain: Page Six says she "continues to spend more time with playboy Wilmer Valderrama."
Sources tell the gossip section that "the spark fizzled again soon after that [for Kelly and Jeter]. Kelly has since moved to LA, while Jeter has focused on spring training in Florida. 'She’s single and having a good time,' a source said of Kelly, adding that she and Jeter 'headed in different directions after Paris.'" Valderrama is known as a terrible ex-boyfriend to starlets—during a 2006 interview with Howard Stern, he said Jennifer Love Hewitt was "an eight," Ashlee Simpson was a "screamer" in bed, and Lindsay Lohan was a "fan of waxing." Oh, and he also described taking Mandy Moore's virginity.
Anyway, if Kelly and Jeter have split for good, this can only mean Jeter will be giving out the morning-after gift baskets complete with autographed baseballs. Ladies, perhaps you should wear that Yankees perfume and those Yankees f*ck me shoes.