Kennedy-obsessed romantic Naeem Ahmed, accused of stalking Caroline Kennedy's daughter Tatiana Schlossberg, was arrested last month and charged with several misdemeanor counts of harassment and stalking. But his lawyer, who says Ahmed hasn't committed a crime (or, isn't aware he committed any crime), is now calling Ahmed a "political prisoner," even though he doesn't offer any particulars on said politics. Ahmed, who was deemed not quite too crazy to stand trial, inundated Schlossberg over a three years period with a ridiculous amount of mushy E-cards with messages like, “My Dearest Hunny Bunny! Have A Happy Valentine's Day. Do I love you? Yes I do. Do you? Truly Yours, Yours Hubby, Naeem."