If there is one thing Jon Stewart loves, it is to mock Fox News. And boy howdy did he have fun with the network last night regarding contributor Liz Trotta's interesting views on the recently reported 64 percent rise in violent sexual assaults in the military. You will be "horror-tained" as Stewart responds to Trotta's comments—"What did they expect? These people are in close contact."—with zingers like, "You know what they say, you can't make a co-ed omelette without raping a few eggs."

We don't want to give it all away, but you'll want to stick around for the discussion of just how much rape is too much.

And it didn't stop there! The show's Samantha Bee then popped in to offer an apology on behalf of women the world over for being just so rape-able: "You guys can rape it, or you can protect it. But you can't ignore it." Also, "we expect to be paid, slightly less, and raped, slightly more."