Jesus Christ, NOW look who's blocking bike lanes—oh, it's Jesus Christ. EV Grieve snapped a few instant-classic photos of The Messiah marching down the Second Avenue bike lane in the East Village today, lugging a full cross (historically inaccurate!) and trailed by two disciples and another guy wearing a baseball cap (Judas?!). Jesus, next thing you know we'll see Noah building the freaking ark in the PPW bike lane, amirite?
And Janette wept. This must be a heavy blow to the radical bike lane lobby to see THE LORD give His only son to create a hazardous condition for cyclists. On the other hand, let's not forget that the Romans made Him do it! With any luck, Jesus will be back on Sunday to join Time's Up! on their annual East Village bike ride "to Resurrect Easter from consumerism."
