The NYPD is trying to end the days of Det. Elliot Stabler losing his cool on the witness stand: the Police Department has created a handbook for cops with tips on testifying at trials...because it seems there are still a few cops out there who need to be told, "Do not concoct answers or explanations - just state that you do not know." The NYPD is responding to several recent cases where cops were caught blatantly lying on the stand; the DAs have even provided staff to act as prosecutors and defense lawyers in order to grill the cops in mock trials, teaching them to avoid "testilying." Let's take a look at some more of their advice:

  • "Concede your errors in paperwork and prior statements."
  • "Remain alert - do not allow the defense attorney to lead you into inconsistent statements."
  • "Greet the jury with a smile upon entering and exiting the courtroom."
  • Cops are told to avoid frequent answers of "I do not recall," long pauses after questions, and looking for help from the prosecutor.
  • They're told to avoid jargon, focus on the jury during cross-examination, and refer to victims and witnesses - but not the defendant - by name.