Grim LeRogue would like to clarify his feelings about A-Rod and Cameron Diaz—namely that he has none and he did it all for his novel about "kids who get misled in their lives by adults" (not 9/11 or ninjas). "I actually like A-Rod. I don't want to kill him," he told the Daily News from the Bellevue Hospital's prison ward. "And I like Cameron Diaz as a person, but I don't crave her. I just know this stuff would get me in the paper." Be crazy and ye shall receive, LeRogue.