Super d'oh! A drunk guy trying to scale a wrought iron fence yesterday morning got his leg impaled on one of the spikes. And, yes, the 28 year old was drunk. He and a friend apparently wanted to take a "shortcut through a parking lot at 94 East First Street to a diner" for breakfast, only for his jump over a fence not to completely clear one of the "1-inch wide spikes," according to the NY Post. Ewwww and ouch. Emergency workers cut the fence and left the spike in his leg until a surgeon at Bellevue removed it. So, add "jumping over an iron fence with spikes" to "calling exes" and "driving" to things you shouldn't do when drunk.
The Daily News adds that the man missed breakfast. You want to talk about losing your breakfast, the Post has a picture of the guy's leg with the fence in it.
