Good Friday afternoon in New York City, where the transit ads are creepin'.
Here's what else is happening:
- A 20-year-old autistic man who left his Harlem home on Monday and went missing was finally located and is receiving medical care.
- The Jersey Shore pizzeria that went viral for not letting a family bring in their own cake for a kid's birthday has doubled down on their stance.
- The ceiling of an Astoria grocery store partially collapsed yesterday, injuring four people.
- New York City has some decent-looking forbidden beaches.
- The Farmers' Almanac says the Northeast is in for some "complicated winter patterns."
- Fellas: There's no shame in having a coach tell you to do your share of the household chores.
- There is plenty of shame to go around in this pimp vs. simp saga.
- And finally, beneath the hot tin roof:
