In yet another stop on the "kids finding marijuana substitutes that are way worse than actual marijuana" merry-go-round, a school district in Harrison, New York is preparing to warn students of the dangers of synthetic drugs labeled "incense" after four of them were disciplined for bringing it to school, CBS reports. Such substances can prompt "hallucinations, seizures," and coolness, because let's be honest: Tiffany will never like you unless you take a hit of the stuff that your grandma uses to make her bathroom smell nice.
Like Salvia, brands like "K2" that are lumped under the street name of "spice" or "herb" promise a completely legal high. But the FDA banned whatever the hell was in K2 and many states are rushing to put similar "drugs" on their lists of controlled substances. And then there are those dastardly bath salts, which make you put on women's underwear and stab goats. Oh, and give you the munchies. What will kids think of next? Sniffing their own poop to get high?
