Operating a motor vehicle from the driver's side is for sucka amateurs; real Brooklyn homeboys know that the dopest action's on the passenger side, where you can impress all the fine ladies on the street with your baller invisible chauffeur whaaaaat. Watch and learn as would-be YouTube sensation "TheCuzooo" shows you how it's done as he cruises 13th Avenue in Brooklyn from the passenger seat while simultaneously filming himself riding shotgun. Talent? America's still got it:
Did you skip over the 1:30 mark? Don't do that, fool. "It's like 1997 all over again." Drake's on the radio, Clinton's gonna be president, there's another Godzilla movie coming...Passenger Seat TIME Machine, bro. Oh, who's that outside Taste of China?! "Hey buddy! Excuse me? Who's drivin' the car? Hahaha! I didn't think so, right?"
No, we didn't think so either. In a city where drivers routinely get away with murder, is there any reason why a motorist should feel much sense of responsibility behind (or adjacent to) the wheel? Besides their own conscience? That doesn't really seem to be an issue here, no disrespect to the TheCuzooo, peace and love to all in the passenger seat.
If you like what you see here, it appears TheCuzooo is also available for birthday parties:
