Science has given us cell phones that make souffles, robotic book-making machines that print books about jet packs, and the jewel CD case, but it can't find a cure for Winter? Hollywood needs to do a remake of Throw Momma from the Train, but cast Winter in the title role, amirite? As you may have noticed, it's chilly (35 degrees), wet, and messy out there. A light snow that fell overnight has transformed into light rain, which is expected to continue intermittently through this evening, AND NOBODY'S DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
Highs today will be in the lower 40s, with more rain, snow and sleet likely after midnight. The "good" news is that it's not expected to accumulate, the typical news is that it's a dreary mess out there and there's a 90% chance of someone sending you an email today that begins, "Happy Wednesday!" Winter, you need to call Tyrone and tell him to come help you get your shit. You are not cute anymore. Can't an asteroid come and knock the Earth's orbit closer to the sun or something?
