The NYPD says New Yorkers have one less patriotic subway masturbator to worry about, following their arrest of a man with a "Team USA" face tattoo on charges of public lewdness.
Police say that on the afternoon of Sunday, December 27th, 19-year-old Michael Pope spent more than a half hour with his hands down his pants "manipulating his penis" while leering at a 29-year-old woman on a northbound 2 train. The disgusted woman took a photo of the USA teammate and notified police, whose investigation was no doubt aided by the profoundly stupid tattoo on his face.
He apparently turned himself into a Manhattan Transit District.
The Daily News reports that Pope, who resides in West Harlem, has been arrested twice since November: once for criminal trespass and one for petit larceny.
You too can report any inappropriate subway behavior to the MTA: Here is their website where you can detail the incident, as well upload a photo.
