Teenagers: Their drive to have sex is so extreme, yet their opportunities so limited. Who among us hasn't succumbed to an adolescent passion in an inappropriate setting, deep in the overgrown weeds of a highway median, or the brightly-lit embalming room of a funeral parlor? In this video, two desperate NYC youths are allegedly caught in flagrante delicto by a McDonald's manager after locking themselves in the bathroom for "an hour." Mildly NSFW due to the employee's profanity and a pair of moobs at the two minute mark:
But can you really blame those robust young lovers, though? "What a Fool Belieeeeeeeeeeves" by Michael McDonald [SERENDIPITY!] drives us wild, too. When the young Lothario emerges with his shirt and shoes off , his proud female companion by his side, the manager rushes to judgment, declaring, "That is nasty! That is disgusting! Get out of my store! If go in that bathroom and that bathroom smells like pussy, I'm calling the cops and you're both getting locked up for indecent exposure!"
Ah Bartleby! Ah humanity! There's not much more to say, is there? Perhaps the individual who uploaded the YouTube video put it most eloquently, when he or she wrote, "High school students don't always have the resources to get it poppin' in complete comfort, but you don't need to take your shirt and shoes off for a quickie, dude. But it weren't no quicky cause these dudes was bonin;' for an HOUR!!" Again, we blame McDonald's for that seductive McDonald music. It's an aural aphrodisiac!
