Ice-T, man of many strong opinions, was on Conan last night doing some promotion for his new reality show, Ice Loves Coco, when he took a moment to wax philosophical about his tortured relationship with Slushies, which he deems "the biggest hustle ever."
"You buy it, you suck it like five times, and it's ice. Fuck slushies, man. The bad thing about it is even though you know you're only going to get six sucks, when you're thirsty, you buy a Slushie again!" lamented Ice, who has previously tweeted his frustration with the so-called "Slushie Hustle." Yet when Conan asks if there's a drink Ice prefers, he admits: "I'm hooked on the Slushie. I'm hooked on the six sucks. They're worth it." Curses upon you, liquid high fructose corn syrup!
The video (skip to the four minute-mark for Slushie talk):
We can only wonder: has Ice tried the new Mountain Dew Coolatta?
[via Eater]
